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Two Cats, one large and orange, one small and grey, both striped. Big Cat looks down at Little Cat with a placid countenance; Little Cat looks off into the distance, eyes pinched with unresolved anger.
Big Cat says: “Little Cat, I’m reading my star chart. What’s your sign so I can read yours too?”
Little Cat responds: “Well, I’ve been neutered so I guess Virgo.”